looking for a deal on a Cezanne or a Renoir?

There’s a local Bernie Madoff auction today; it’s in the paper. His “Merion Tribute House” and contents will be auctioned off today, starting at 2 pm. You can begin viewing at 1 pm. It’s right off the City Ave exit of the Schuylkill. All sales final (ha ha) and picture ID required. Call 443-927-7790 for more info. The Looky-Lou in mean really wants to go.

And according to the list, I might be able to score a genuine Andy Warhol or Cartier jewelry or rare pink diamond.